Motorbikes don't do anything for me.
Off-road park stuck
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This past Sunday I went to Broken Nut Off Road Park in Jefferson, SC. It had been dry all summer and there was lots of loose dirt from heavy usage. There were heavy rains earlier this week and Saturday that soaked the loose dirt into a thick paste a few inches deep over a solid clay base. I drove into this mess and got stuck, don't you know. After a session where I filled up a Fleshlight I set up the camera to capture my struggle.
There was a berm to the left (out of the frame) that I couldn't possibly get over, but I used it to get some momentum. Backing up was a problem because reverse is geared low and I couldn't spin the wheels very fast.
After a while I re-positioned the camera to get a wider view. I was working on getting turned around and got partway there when my rooster tail of mud buried the camera.
Broken Nut Pt 1 – 04:56
— Sir Stuck-a-LotBroken Nut Pt 2 – 01:35
— Sir Stuck-a-Lot -
Oh wow, I bet that was erotic