@sirstuck because states like Tennessee have little idea how to deal with major winter storms.
Years ago there was a FedEx commercial showing one of its delivery vans slipped off pavement and stuck in mud. FedEx manager got call from driver, took taxi to stuck van location and loaded as many packages as she could into the taxi to complete delivery. That wouldn't sell me on FedEx.
Shooting a load in those pants
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Did it the first time I got stuck and spun tyres in a car. Was only around 13 and been driving around the farm we live at. I was just driving and sliding the car about, but ground was really wet, and I tried getting up a steep slope, but the wheels kept spinning. Next thing I knew, I was hard as a rock, and before I could get it out, I shot a load, half in my pants, and half down my jeans. Was the first time I found out spinning in mud gets me horny !
