Cold Start & Off Roading A 1984 Oldsmobile Delta 88 In The SNOW!! Drifts, Spinning, & Stuck! – [00:01..05:20] 05:20
— Brandon's Classic Cars

@westfil11 I love the mud! So slippery and sexy.

@booted-driver said in What is your ULTIMATE stuck porn?:

Any fuckin big motor getting into trouble off-road and as much agro as possible.

This one has a lovely extended slithering scene at harvest time starting at 07:40:
МОЩЬ 8Х8 ВЕЗДЕХОДЫ ! МАН, ТАТРА, КАМАЗ и Т.Д... – [07:40..16:22] 16:22
— Дальнобой ТВ

Ther are a few other nice scenes as well.

Vrroooom. "I'm stuck." Vrroooom. "I'm stuck." Vrroooom. "I'm stuck." Vrroooom. "I'm stuck." Vrroooom. "I'm stuck."

@drmoneystacks Thank you! That is a sexier word than "atascado".

@westfil11 They're not quite down to the wear indicators but getting close.

@drmoneystacks said:

beat up cop pick up stuck in the mud with bald tires

Now you're talking! Please have the camera ready to capture this for us.

@florian said:

I'm getting too old to learn these new tricks,

Get over it! You'll be glad you did. Missed opportunities are the worst because you can never get them back.

Sorry, cranking doesn't do it for me. You can't spin your wheels in the mud without the engine running.

@drmoneystacks What's the word?

I would love to see the action before the winching.

This is a problem with the World Wide Web! I copy the text and paste it into Google Translate (https://translate.google.com/) and usually get a reasonable translation. For example, "kann das video leider nicht sehen nur der ton ist da." translates to "can not see the video unfortunately only the sound is there."

It would be cool if there was a way to automate this process in the forum software.

You are so lucky to have been there for this. Stuck hopelessly in the mud, no traction in the slippery farm mud. I imagine his tires got pretty worn down from all the spinning,

Yes, for as long as I can remember.

This is a good video of a run around the place. The car used is a RWD Lexus LS400 of all things. It doesn't get stuck (except for a breakdown) but that wasn't their goal.

Lifted Lexus LS400 Drifts Through Broken Nut Offroad Park – 23:08
— Beefy Built

HOW TO PLAY THESE VIDEOS ON YOUR COMPUTER:

1. Right-click the link
2. Select "Save link as..."
3. Play the resulting file on your computer.
   Not so easy on a phone.

@westfil11 That"s the point.

Have you been there?

He was not helped by "traction" control which limited how fast he could spin his wheels. A little faster in this situation would have gotten him out more quickly.

This guy has LOADS of stuck tractor videos! Might as well go here and see them all:

https://www.youtube.com/c/OFFROADER/videos